Define Present It Meaning

Best existing comeback to the insult "Suck my dick."
It is often used to test the other person to see if they do present it and if they don't they will be called a "pussy".
If the other does in fact present it, proceed with an insult about his penis.

The exact moment all of your blood cells decide to go directly to your dick

A word with too many goddamn definitions.

When you have to take a crap really bad and you feel the poop coming out.

the singular moment when you are most susceptible to a heart attack.

The act of one Presenting oneself for sexual gratification in all your glory.

Showing your crotch or dick bulge in an obvious or semi obvious manner

A word that illiterate people use instead of "presenting" becasue htey dont know how to say "presenting"

Presentaion:/ˌprɛz ənˈteɪ ʃən, ˌpri zɛn-/ Set number of agonizing minutes of exclusive divided attention (divided among you & your lousy slides, facebook, youtube, email, myspace, text messages, chats + other cool websites and iphone apps) intended for explaining to a group of unwilling students what took you 3 weeks to partially understand and one night to put on powerpoint.

Something you give without any type of obligation.