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Said No One Ever
Declarative phrase appearing at the end of a statement which effectively negates the meaning of the previously stated text. Essentially, the presence of this statement instructs the reader that what has been stated up to this point is a fallacy in that no one would make that statement under any circumstances, at any time (in the past, present or future) in any corner of the known universe.

I am so tired of bacon that I hope I never have to eat it again. Said no one ever.
By Myrlene
Said No One Ever
A phrase often used online to mock something that is generally disliked or of an unpopular opinion.

-I work at a toll booth and don't want to kill myself, said no one ever.

-Hold my fanny pack, I'm about to go fuck a woman, said no one ever.

-My life's about three things. Gettin' paid, gettin' laid, and the Dewey decimal system! Said no one ever.
By Peta
Said No One Ever
A phrase used to fervently punctuate the ridiculousness of any statement preceding it.

The horrendous pain my fibroid tumors have me in when I get my period is all worth it so that at the end of the day I can say I braved it like a real woman, said no one ever.
By Valerye
Said No One Ever
An nullified attribution intended to convey the absurdity of a statement.

"Thank god it's Monday," said no one ever.
By Bidget
Said No One Ever
A phrase put at the end of a sarcastic or misleading statement to imply how unheard of it is; this joke is mainly used when a person can't think of anything clever to say

"'Man, where can I get a pair of those Uggs?' said no one ever."
"'Let me Bing that for you!' said no one ever."
"'Nickelback is comprised of the finest musicians of our generation,' said no one ever."
"(INSERT REVERSE PSYCHOLOGICAL STATEMENT HERE), said no one ever."
By Lindy
Said No One Ever
a phrase spoken after something is said that is highly ridiculous/ improbable/unlikely to occur

"Pam Anderson's boobs are too small" said no one ever.
By Violette
Said No One Ever
A phrase said by a LOT of people. Used to show that whatever was just said has never been said before, or logically makes no sense.

Guy #1: "Since 2010, Congress has been doing a really great job of passing meaningful reform, and addressing urgent issues with maturity and swiftness."

Guy #2: "Said no one ever."
By Sue
Said No One Ever
a sarcastic comment about a very unpopular item or activity.

Friend 1: OMG! Those crocs look awesome, said no one ever.
By Orel
Said No One Ever
A statement that implies that no one has ever stated a particular fact before in time.

cars are useless, SAID NO ONE EVER..
By Delia