a professional
alligator wrestler who lives in the dirty south of new mexico. Spends his weekends on his porch chewing tobacco and spitting into a tin can, but weekdays satisfying
tourist's curiosity with a display of classic
gator wrestling. In his spare time he likes to youtube magic tricks and practice them in the mirror. Samuel's are not afraid to get dirty, messy, smell like shit, and live life on the edge. They like attention and the sweet taste of honey on toast. When naked they spontaneously combust.
tourist-one: What is there to do in this god forsaken desert?
tourist-two: Have you heard of Samual?
tourist-one: No. Why? Is he some sort of
magician?
tourist-two: Only in his spare time. He is a
gator wrestler.
tourist-one: Damn, lets go see him
wrestle!
