Single For Life, something lonely people say when they have no boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife and believe they have no chances of getting one anytime soon.
Dude-Well I just got a TV and it broke. So I went to the store I bought it from and it closed down. Then I tried selling it on Ebay and I somehow owed the buyer money.
Sucker For Love: One who tends to fall in love easily. Gives their love plenty of attention, gifts, forgiveness. May choose to hang out with their date instead of their friends.