Define Shit In A Can Meaning

Shit In A Can
Colloquial name for canned 'all day breakfast'. So named due to the rancid nature of the contents included, evoking the aesthetic quality of rotting faeces. Originally coined by Lonk, who ironically ate this product on a regular basis, forming one of the staple foods of his diet.

"Mate, I'm having shit in a can for lunch."

"Didn't they use that stuff in 'Nam as a biological weapon against the Viet Cong?"

"I guess that would explain the rectal bleeding."

*Sound of can being opened*
By Reyna
Shit The Can
When you fuck up but your fuck up was somehow the right thing to do. Similar to the term shit the bed but you’re shitting in a can where it’s okay to shit.

“I walked their dog at the wrong time but if I’d done it at the right time, it would have been raining too hard to take him out.”
“Wow, you really shit the can on that one”
“I know, I’m so lucky!”
By Brandais
Shit Can

By Charleen
Shit Canned

I worked for those fudgepackers for 10 years and they STILL shit-canned me!
By Maurizia
Shit Can
Used to describe the action of throwing something away.

I don't need this old tire anymore, I think I'll shit can it...
By Roch
Shit-canned
To get fired.

Did you hear what happened to Tom B? He got shit-canned yesterday!
By Bebe
Shit-canned
A phrase used to explain being fired or someone being fired

1. Dude, that guy just totally got shit-canned!

2. I hope I don't get shit-canned after the toliet-paper incident
By Karissa
Shit Can
Old NAVY slang for a garbage or trash can.
Also NAVY slang for the verb "survey", which means to declare worthless.

"Sweepers, man your brooms.
Make a clean sweep-down fore and aft.
Take all shit cans to the fantail.
Sweepers"
By Iolande
Shit Canned
a state of being completely wasted

I went out last night and got completely shit canned.
By Cheri
Shit Can
1) Noun: Navy slang (still in use) for any kind of waste receptacle.
2) Verb: Also Navy slang to dispose of anything, including figuratively (e.g. ideas, positions, persons, etc.).

Remark: Closely related to (Navy slang) "chit can", the expression for "shit can" when vulgarity might constitute a risk, z.B. in the presence of senior commissioned officers, a "chit" being any kind of form, stub, written request or permission, etc.

1) Don't throw lit butts in the shit can, you fucking idiot !
2) They shitcanned him in a hurry after he pissed drunk in the Captain's front yard.

That idea got shitcanned long ago because it was too expensive.

Remark: The chit can was full of requests for leave, that got rejected.
By Kyrstin