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Define Smert Meaning

Smert
the ironic form of smart; dumb

That was real smert to light your hand on fire.
By Whitney
Smert
cooler verison of smart, what you call someone that is beyond smart but not yet a genuis

I very smert.
By Vevay
Smert
aww poor brent didnt know what it meant.. its a different form of smrat or as you would say smart

When your boyfriend thinks he's smart but he really isn't
By Loella
Smert
when you really dont wanna do something but you have to.

your mum wants you to come to dinner and has already invited your boyfriend. you dont want to go bout kinda have to.
By Brandie
Smert
When you do something average that benefits you greatly at the expense of institutionalized dumbness.

Those guys: We prevented those guys from innovating around our patents by scheduling a meeting and jerking them off.

Us (later) : smert
By Felita
Smerting
Hiding an obvious erection from the peoples around you.

Cody was "smerting" away in the corner.
By Loren
Smerting
Flirting between co-workers, who would otherwise not meet were they not both on a smoke break.

Lisa: "How do they know eachother, he's like a general manager..."
Fiona: "I know, but they're both smokers and started smerting like back in October."
By Terrijo
Smert
Attempting to be smart, but failing terribly.

I wrote an essay yesterday, only to end up being more smert then smart.
By Rosy
Smert Clathes
Smert clathes can be found in smert shops such as; Footlocker and SuperSmert.

Lets go to supersmert as they have well smert clathes, yes they do
By Genny
Smert
A contemporary take on the traditional word - smart. When something is clever, funny, or ironic, usually involving humour.

HAHA well that's pretty smert I'd say.

Smert that anyway
By Babbette