Verb: A style of prank, when you get randomly
bamboozled, generally
via text, but occasionally in real life, you have been
sophed.
Richard: Hey, how are you today?
Sophie: The penis is just a fleshy human straw to the testicals....
If we all just carried
severed penises around to use instead of plastic straws we could
save the turtles..
Richard: Interesting perspective...
Keziah: Oh dear, Richard - you've just been Sophed!