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Stonkered
To be severely affected by alcohol. Usually accompanied by loss of co-ordination, slurred speech and dishevelled appearance.

e.g. "I was so stonkered last night that I vomited on your cat."

e.g. "That guy's too stonkered to care that he just fell into the urinal."
By Renee
Stonkered
To feel bloatedly full, primarily with food.

After I stuffed my face, I lay on the floor, stonkered.

By Jackie
Stonkered
To be stoned. Under the influence of Marijuana. THC poisoning, if you will.

"far out Matty, we're well stonkered"
"you know it Johnno."
By Coral
Stonker
Brit: Said of something that is good, or exceptional.

Young Jimmy put in a stonker of a performance at the final of the football soccer and scored four goals.
By Jessalin
Stonker
British Informal Slang

An erection or any other sign of sexual arousal.

Blimey, that singer gave me a real stonker!
By Caryn
Stonkered
Past tense of 'to stonker'. Meaning to destroy someone during sexual intercourse leaving them unable to walk.

"Y'know Adam? Well, he was upstairs with Jennifer last night and he absolutely stonkered her!"
By Corette
Stonker
1. An erect penis

2. A foolish or ittitating person.

3. Something really cool.

1. I got a stonker while watching an arousing film.

2. That John is such a stonker.

3. This cream cake is stonking!
By Cami
Stonker
Great big fuck off hard on

ive got the stonker of a life time and its all for u!
By Stace
Stonker
Slang for anything massive or large.

Check out my poo, it's a stonker!
By Ammamaria
Stonkers
When a value is rapidly rising

The value of the baseball cards were stonkers.
By Hedwig