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Stooned
When you're so high you can't even say stoned

"Dude, my ass is stooned"
By Dacie
Stoon
A slang name for Saskatoon (the biggest city in Saskatchewan).

Yeah boyee that's how we do it in the Stoon!
By Avie
Stoon
To be stooned is in reference to be driven by a person in your own car.

To stoon is in reference to driving someone around in that person's car.

I can't believe you got stooned when Hestoon took you and your mom to the movies in your car.
By Carolyne
Stoon
To stain one's pants or underwear, either from prairie doggin' or from a fart that turns into a shit.

Linda tried to fart but stooned her pants instead. I told her, NO STOONIN' ON THE BAYOU!
By Coleen
Stoon
Another name for the plant commonly known as marijuana.

Break out the stoon we are gonna get stooshed!!!
By Casie
Stoon
Definition for a stupid goon

Gary you fucking stoon
By Sari
Stoon
A girl with a birth defect of the female anatomy, which causes the vaginal lips to expand up to five times of there original mass.

Golly! her vagina lips are that of a stoon.
By Naomi
Stoon
1. n. A stolen pirate ship
2. verb. To be marooned on a beach, desert island, etc. by means of your pirate ship being stolen

"Argh, matey, you be stooned on this godforsaken island!"

"Though it's not originally his, thargh ship be the most vicious stooner on ye seven seas!"

"Ye stoon me, and me booty!"
By Justina
Stooning
Spooning whilst standing

Those two are stooning in that picture
By Madelaine
Stoon Down
To calm down or to chill the fuck out.

When someone is bitching and whining about something and you just want to tell them to shut the fuck up, instead, you tell them to "stoon down".
By Valaria