Define Sweater Vest Meaning

Sweater Vest
An article of clothing that is capable of getting you gigantic amounts of ass.

Girl 1: Whoa, look at that guy wearing that sweater vest!
Girl 2: God, he's so hot. I wish more boys had style like him.
Girl 3: No way, because then that guy wouldn't be special and unique and sexy!
Girl 4: But how are we all going to have him?

Girl 5: I'm not sharing with you bitches.
By Nanice
Sweater Vest
hairy burly man that appears to be wearing a vest of chest hair.

Nate looks like an ass! He has a sweater vest and chaps!
By Aubrey
Sweater Vest

While Frank and Joe wear their button up shirts proudly, with a couple buttons undone at the top, their fragile friend, Sam, wears a sweater vest to dress up.
By Melosa
Sweater Vest
a sweater for old people and golfers. offten worn by preps usually with an argyle pattern.

sheldon loves sweater vests and dick
By Sondra
Sweater Vest
An article of clothing that is looked upon as gay, lame, or very unfashionable. Usually worn by a certain classmate in Technological Studies Class.

HEY everyone look its sweater vest, and she cant get through a door!
By Petronia
Sweater Vest
a lot of chest hair

excess hair folicles on ones' chest

Man #1- "Hey, you shave your chest?"
Man #2-"Watchu say boi?"
Man #1-"I said...you have a nice sweater vest."
By Luciana
Sweater Vest
It's not a thing. People try to make it a thing but It shouldn't ever be a thing

"What is John wearing?"
"A sweater vest"
"What is a sweater vest"
"It's not a thing"
By Leanora
Sweater-vests
a racial slur for the group of kids which are known to be the most popular or the group known as the "popular" kids

Many people wanted to hang out with the sweater-vests because they thought they were popular.
By Teddy
Sweater Vest Friday
A requirement of all Cross Country teams, Sweater Vest Friday is when all the male members of a Cross Country (abbreviated XC) team must dress in their most hideous sweater vests (normally with argile and/or plaid patterns, with un-matching shorts) and subsequently take a group photo after school before practice which will then be placed
on Facebook with the entire team tagged with their vests on. The female members of the team ARE permitted to be in the photo, but are denied the right to wear a sweater vest, and must instead wear their nicest dress/skirt.

Sweater Vest Friday normally occurs on the Friday before the first invitational (XC Meet) of the season. If someone forgets their sweater vest or chooses not to wear it, they will be considered outcasts and will be made fun of, or called the name Noodle/Fisty or N*****.

Daniel: "I can't wait to dress up in my sweater vest and take a picture with all the hot XC girls/guys so people can know how cool our team is!!!"

Chris: "Fuck yea, I love sweater vest friday. Let's all twenty of us guys get in my car and rock out to some music even though there are only five seats!"

Dylan: "Noodle, N*****, Where the fuck are your sweater vests!?!"

Noodle: "I forgot"

N*****:"Sweater vests are for queers!"

Jason: "Go get the water you freshman!!!"

Noodle/N*****:"FML!!!"
By Merilee
Santorum Sweater Vest
After two men have unprotected anal sex, they wipe the frothy mixture of semen and fecal matter on a third man's chest hair.

Rick volunteered to wear the Santorum Sweater Vest after the night's rigorous gay orgy.
By Katleen