I had a really great word to
put up on Urban Dictionary but I Tiananmen
squared it !
Friend: Hey, how's things between you and your girlfriend ?
Me: Oh, she's my ex-girlfriend now, we broke up
Friend: Oh, you must be feeling really bad right now
Me: Oh, no no no, I Tiananmen squared her. Who was my girlfriend ? Nothing happened.
Me: Hey, ready to take your math exam tomorrow ?
Friend with extremely
bad memory: There's a math exam tomorrow ? What is math ?
Me: Oh no ! It seems like you Tianamen squared everything ! Well, good luck for tomorrow's exam !
24 hours later
Friend does not show up