Define Top Me Meaning

Top Me
Wanting someone to beat you up

He/She/They can top me any day!
By Rafa
Top Me
A phrase usually used by a bottom to express their want/desire for someone to be dominant with them and/or fuck them (probably roughly;).

Girl 1: “Oh god Michael b Jordan is so sexy, he could top me any day.”
By Faith
Top Me
A term usually used by bottoms when expressing a want/desire they have for someone to be dominant with them and/or fuck them. Probably roughly ;)

Girl 1: “Oh god, Michael b. Jordan is so sexy, he could top me any any day.”
By Evonne
Top Me Off
To have a female give you oral sex

By Dorie
Top Me Off, Scotty
A term used when you are drinking something like milk or apple juice with company, but you want to act like you're in a fancy bar lounge. So instead of asking for your buddy to fill your cup again you just say "Top me off, Scotty!"

bruh 1 : "Top me off, Scotty"
bruh 2 : "After 12 years of this friendship you still don't remember my name"

bruh 2 : *fills cup while crying*
By Lillis
Are You Dancing On Top Of Me
a "hip" way of asking, "are you kidding me?"
is used as a lot of things becuase it is a sentence. so go suck my cock.

you: omg. last night i banged a fat dude. and it was amazing. his shlong was the coolest thing ive ever seen even though it had 3 fat flaps on it.
me: omg. are you dancing on top of me?
By Trixie
Give Me Top

"Girl, give me top"
By Vivianne
Top Man In Me Field
The best in your position or better than anyone else that does the same job.

Paul: Mate that was well good

Alan: I know pal, I'm top man in me field!
By Philis
Rain Drop Drop Top Catch Me On My Segway Paul Blart Mall Cop
This a meme which uses rhyme to reference the movie, Pual Blart Mall Cop in order to express humor.

Bro, that's as funny as that Rain Drop Drop Top Catch me on my segway Paul Blart Mall Cop meme!
By Carol