Define Twaddle Meaning

Twaddle
A word meaning nonsensical or meaningless talk.

Enough of this idiotic twaddle! If I wanted to hear a load of bullshit, I'd be watching C-SPAN!
By Anna-Diana
Twaddle

My dear old chum, you always talk such twaddle when you've had a few drinks!
By Rakel
Twaddle
1. To waddle due to an object inserted in one's bearded taco.

2. To diddle one's twat.


1. She inserted the dildo into her vagina and twaddled off to work.

2. She's so preoccupied she must be twaddling.
By Joyan
Twaddle
The term for group of lesbians, much like a gaggle of geese, or a pride of lions.

I was on my way to the poetry slam and I spotted a huge twaddle heading in the same direction.
By Carmella
Twaddle
Posting narcissistic pointless forum topics aimed at getting attention and pointless responses to garner reaction by announcing unexpected and blasphemous acts.

Deej twaddled on the forums that he was going to drop his homies.
By Sydney
Twaddle
Twaddle is a word that describes the awkward walk that a female exhibits for hours after she just got all of her holes reamed after participating in an extreme hardcore gang bang involving 10 or more BBC’s

She had a twaddle after she came back home from her friends house so I knew she just got done having sex with the entire apartment complex.
By Mildrid
Twaddle

My last name is Twaddle, Bitch!
By Marty
Twaddle
a) Nonsensical gibberish.
b) The source of excellent articles and media by excellent individuals.

"Stop talking twaddle, you annoying bastard."
"I say chaps, I think we should all go to www.thetwaddle.co.uk!"
By Bria
Twaddle
To total your friends car by driving it in to a tree or mail box

last night Jake was driving my car and twaddled it.
By Cherry
Twaddled
To rip someone's rectum during backdoor loving.

That date was brutal. I totally got my butt twaddled.
By Catrina