Signs you have one:
1) Your penis is always in your vagina
2) everytime you take a step you quife 3) you've impregnated yourself
4) your a guy and you listen to the jonas brothers 5) you get confused when you have to piss
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Guy 1: "Ain't nobody fucked that before"
Guy 2: "Oh yea? How'd you know?"
Guy 1: "She had a fuckin vagini"
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