Define Wanky Meaning

Wanky
Indulgent, pretentious, simultaneously showy and useless.

"That 8-minute guitar solo was incomparably wanky"
By Halette
Wanky
Masturbatory, typically describes boring music, like 3 minute guitar solos. See also wankish.

"I can't listen to a lot of metal, it has too many wanky solos. I don't give a shit how many hours a day you practice."
By Linzy
Wanky
means something useless, boring, stupid or pointless

this topic is so wanky
By Lilllie
Wanky
a term used by people who try to claim that their dislike of something is justified

Person A: "that is wanky, so therefore i don't like it"

Person B: "but isn't it only wanky BECAUSE you don't like it"

Person A: "shut up, i like my logically fallacious argument"
By Joann
Wanky
adverb: a feeling of overwhelming sexual arousal that comes over you when you've got no other sexual outlet than masturbation (wanking off, having a wank, etc.). Like horny except that horniness may include the arousal that comes when you actually have a partner to relieve the sexual tension with, or can get one.

Carrie: "God, I watched Troy again and I've been feeling wanky over Brad Pitt all day."
Janet: "Why do you do this to yourself? Just call up Greg and get him down there for a booty call!"
Carrie: "I can't. He'll think I still have feelings for him. I'm just gonna get in a hot bath and wank it out of my system."
By Ellie
Wanky

whoa, he gave her a wanky!
By Priscella
Wanky
something that is a mix of whacky and wonky.

girl but my stomach is too wanky today to eat
guy: WANKY ?
other girl: yeah
girl: lol
another girl: wank?
guy: UMMMM
other girl: a mix of whacky and wonky
By Ronda
Wanky
wank:to masturbate.
wanky:see krappenshite also bollocks
wanker:one who masterbates.also total twat.

you fuckin wanker!!
are you wankin in my underwear!?
whats this pile of wanky crap?
By Marcile
Wanky

Yall don't wanna see da wanky.
By Chelsey
Wanky
1.) A simple term for a mans PENIS

2.) noun for a person who is obnoxious and constantly being perverted, also for a person who is just an ass

1.) I've got a big wanky!

2.) YOU'RE A FUCKING WANKY!
By Denny