a guy has two. so do girls. it doesn't hurt when you twist, bite, or pierce them. some are longer than others. guys freak out when you tell them "can i play with your wienis" and a girl gets confused. try it sometime...i dare you...
when you're driving and you come to a hill in the road it's the tickling sensation you feel in the wienie region just after you hit the apex of the hill
Bubba made a $20 wienie wagger(sic) that he could blowtorch his pubic hair off with a bottle of mapp gas before he went in to get his vasectomy hoping to avoid having to shave and to help pay for the procedure...little knowing that his friends would have paid for the entire cost of the operation to ensure he never bred.
