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Define Winnit Meaning

Winnit
Winnit or Winnet, Noun.
A small piece of turd that sticks to your arse hair. As mentioned in Viz.
The same as a cling on, tag nut, dangle berry.

1. It was a stubborn winnit and pulled the hair out.
2. The winnit has hold of a clump of hair so I had to cut it off.
By Cristie
Winnit
THis is the crusty piece of crap that is found at the end of the penis after a man has inserted his rod up a poo hole.

I have a huge winnit this morning after giving dave an anal seeing to.
By Windy
Winnit
Underwear fluff gathered in your ass-crack

Punk A: "I'm bored"
Punk B: "Let's set fire to our winnits"
By Shannah
Winnits
Poo hangin from an unclean bum caught up in matted arse hair

i picked a whole bunch of Winnits from me bum the other day in the shower
By Sharleen
Winnits
bits of shit that stick to your ass if you're a dirty bastard that doesnt wipe properly.

haha he's got winnits
By Janeta
Winnits
Tiny balls of pooey toilet paper which attach themselves to the hair's in a man's/woman's ass crack. Otherwise known as "cling-ons" or "poo balls".

Man: I want you to rim my ass baby.
Woman: Ok, bend over baby
Woman: Awww man, you could've at least wiped your ass properly - I can see winnits in your crack!!
Man: So I guess that means no rimming for me!?
By Anatola
Winnit
A tiny particle of faeces that sticks to the hairs on your anus, causing a small amount of pain when removed.

Usually occurs when the anus is not cleaned correctly after excretion.

Oh my God, look at the size of that winnit. IT's HUGE!

Owwwww!!! It hurt so much removing that winnit!
By Harrie
Winnits
dark, dried, un-wiped faeces attached to the outside of the anal area/on the anal hair.

"John, you seriously smell bad"
"Sorry, there wasn't enough toilet paper left; i got Winnits".
"What's that??"
"Basically, i have Dried Bum Crumbs".
By Kerri
Winnitation
This is the process by which one gets annoyed, irritated or constantly badgered by an individual known as a winnit.

Everytime Julio comes round to visit it's just winnitation for the nation!
By Gray
Winnits
The dry, flaky or crispy/crunchy pieces of excrement around the anus

Hi how are you? do you want to pick my winnits?
By Kimberly