Define Wowzer Meaning

Wowzer
An amazing penis for whatever reason

"wow check out that porn stars wowzer he's packing some meat"
By Nanni
Wowzers!
Means the same thing as wow but with more "oomph" & enthusiasm.

"You're going out with Monica tonight? Wowzers! Dean-o!! Props buddy - hope ya seal tha deal!"
By Xaviera
Wowzer

"You slept for fourteen hours straight?!?! WOWZER!!"
By Kelcy
Wowzers

"WOWZERS! Dr. Claw is at it again Penny!"
By Lynnette
Wowzers
The act of consuming copious amounts of beer and then some mushrooms.

Side effects include saying “WOWWW!” over and over while you melt away.

Uncontrollable laughing is also a common side effect.
For the greatest experience, experts recommend watching The Matrix Reloaded.

Next time we do wowzers, we are going to watch the whole Matrix series.
By Andeee
Wowzers

Look at 238345 and a hald foot long hot dog! Wowzers!
By Dione
Wowzers
1. Expression of wonderment.
2. Expresssion of bewilderment.
3. Expression of pleasure.
(origin, East Richardson)

1. Wowzers man, Dane is unbelievable.
2. Wowzers man, is that a guy or a girl?
3. Wowzers, that was the shit.

Often used in conjuction two hands held in front and a slight tilt of the head.
By Paulie
Wowzers
Using "wow" in a more exclaimed way.

Kyndra: look at that guy!
Alyssa: WOWZERS!!

Nick: I caught a 3 foot fish today!
Ryan: Are you serious?
Nick: yea, man
Ryan: wowzers!
By Julina
Wowzers!
Something someone might say if they are shocked by something startling to them. Or, something that you might hear Inspector Gadget say.

Penny: Uncle Gadget! I think we found the secret hideout to Dr. Claw!
Inspector Gadget: WOWZERS!
By Saudra
Wowzers
to express great excitement;
to express great excitement sarcastically;

"wowzers" look at that girls ass

ZACH: Hey look everyone Im so smart i got an A+++++++
AJ: wowzers ur gay
By Dorotea