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Define A Blumpie Meaning

A Blumpie
invented by Gene Simmons of the rock band Kiss , when one recieves fellatio while dropping a duece

that dirty gave me a blumpie last night
By Kimberly
Blumpy
The act of giving head while the receiver is taking a shit.

"You best be givin' me a blumpy bitch!" said Tyrone as he was dumping in his prison cell.
By Johannah
Blumpie
to get a blowjob while taking a shit

that girl was a freak, she even game me a blumpie this morning
By Adelice
Blumpie
receiving oral sex while defacating on the toilet

that broad i brought home from the club gave me a blumpie last night.
By Kristel
Blumpy
Deficating while recieving oral sex.

Let's go to the bathroom, I need a Blumpy
By Valli
Blumpy
The act of simultaneously receiving oral sex and blowing your load while releasing feces.

Farcus put one more notch on his belt after last night when Wendy decided she would blow him on the shitter, little did she know his intent was to get a blumpy.
By Jackie
Blumpie
Combining two enjoyable past times. Taking a crap in the shitter while your loved one (read skanky hobag here) sucks down some baby batter.

Whew! I never thought a blumpie could be so satisfying for you honey. Next time I'll eat corn!
By Chrysa
Blumpy
when a girl is giving u head while your on the shitter

it took me a while to find a dirty ass bitch to let me pull of blumpy on her
By Ursa
Blumpy
recieve oral sex while defecating

"honey,could you come see me in the bathroom? I need a blumpy!
By Maurizia
Blumpy
The act of giving fellatio whilst having a number 2 (crap, shit, poo etc)

He was getting blumpy on a sunday afternoon
She was drunk and he suggested Blumpy for something different
By Cinderella