something that only dicksand shitheads wear.
and they are unreasonably expensive
girl: hey how are you doing
dick: just listening to my air pods
girl: *turns around*
slut: what is wrong you don't like a rich boy?
By Moreen
Air Pods
A way for apple users to excuse from rent. Or for rich one's to have a way to say you broke boy twat you don't even have apple and then run off and trip over the poor
Person 1 " mate you got air pods?"
Person 2 " no."
Person 1 "DO I SMELL POVERTY!"
slaps thigh of main bitch then runs off into the Gucci store
Steve: Hey, what’s up Jerry?
Jerry:...
Steve: -clears throat- What’s up Jerry!
Jerry: -sees Steve talking- What? Sorry, I can’t hear you over all my money.
Why? Why would Jerry be such a dick with his Air pods?