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Define Ass Turkey Meaning

Ass Turkey
when you take a crap so big it feels like a turkey is emerging from your poopshoot

oh man i just had an ass turkey in the bathroom
By Horatia
Ass Turkey
the act of performing oral sex upon a woman while simutaniously making turkey sounds.

"When I get home from this 6 month deployment to Iraq, I'm giving my girlfriend the ass turkey"
By Carie
Ass Turkey
The act of vigorously licking a hot chicks butthole, all the while making Tom Turkey sounds! Gobble, gobble, gobble

While many girls may deny it, they all ask for more ass turkey!
By Eliza
Ass Turkey
When something is so cool, it is 1000 times better than sticking a turkey in your ass.

Dude, that party was ASS TURKEY!!
By Kristy
Jive Ass Turkey
A damn fool, who constantly acts foolish and ignorant

Matthew Symonette is a jive ass turkey.
By TEirtza
Jive Ass Turkey
(n)

Etymology- Derives from turkeys trying to do a popular dance the "jive", but turkeys don't know what they are talking about when it comes to dance.

1. A person who talks about what they don't know.

2. A bull shitter.

3. An insult.

"You jive ass turkey"

"Phillip, you, sir, are a jive ass turkey."

"You don't know what you are talking about you jive ass turkey"
By Brooke
Derf Ass Turkey
Someone who ruins your whole weekend just by stopping by

We were just hanging out after the party having some beers and listening to music, and then some derf ass turkey stopped by. After that, everybody just wanted to go to bed.
By Fleur
Jive Ass Turkey
a fool; someone who thinks they're cool but is really stupid; what black guys eat for Thanksgiving.

By Guenevere
Jive Ass Turkey
What Huggy Bear brought to the Starsky and Hutch Thanksgiving Dinner.

Yo, help yo'sef to sum o' dat jive ass turkey I brought fo' dinnah.
By Tiffy
Turkey Ass
explosive nuclear diarrhea from eating massive amounts of turkey.

after thanksgiving i had a serious bout of turkey ass.
By Lezlie