One lads night out in a tent...
Jake: "Finally, now where's that bottle opener!?"
Bill: " OH SHIT!"
Jake: "You wonky bollocks bastard!"
By Ingaberg
The Bottle Opener
In the doggy style position ...when a woman yells at you during the act of sex that you are a pussy and that is all you got!!!! You proceed to take a unopened beer(corona works the best) jam in in her ass, slam it down and rotate it clockwise. Step back, grab you clothes and give her the PEACE sign after you tap you chest and say PEACe OUT. you leave her trembling there naked on all fours trying to get it out. When she does the beer will opened for her enjoyment
After she yelled at Tonyto be a man during sex, Tony proceeded to use the bottle opener and left for the night
By Hedda
The Bottle Opener
When a woman from Amsterdam forces her male partner to insert a cork into his rectum before any intercourse has taken place. Upon climax, she removes the cork, causing an expulsion of 2 bodily fluids at the same time. This is often followed by the woman rolling around in the male's feces/semen mixture and pleasuring herself.
Ian's friend Dan had the bottle opener performed on him for the first time unwittingly while visitingAmsterdam.
By Lanni
Alaskan Bottle Opener
When a man wraps his legs around a girld and ejaculates in her mouth and screams "I have herpies".
When you're having sex with a drunk person and you poor alchohol on your penis but trapped within your foreskin then you cum and Guinnes shoots out of your penis. You then put that same alchohol into a party popper and burst it on new years