CAH stands for "crooked ass house."
Let's face it, not all of us are rich. Sometimes we have to settle with living in a house that lacks typical
symmetry and parallel surfaces. It's frustrating when a pencil never stays still on the kitchen table. If you ever visit someone that has a CAH, you're better off not pointing out the imperfections. Often times, the occupants of a CAH respond in denial when confronted with this touchy subject. Don't worry, they'll accept it eventually.
1. Dude, I need a chair without wheels. I can't eat my cereal while drifting downhill in the
CAH.
2. Friend 1: I'll be at the CAH in 5 min.
Friend 2: It's not a CAH, dude...
Friend 1: Whatever. You need to accept it.
See you soon.
3. I can't wait until winter. Then, I can open up the window and
sled ride into my room.