Coat-hangered

To run, usually at speed, into pole, post, or other apparently freestanding horizontal protrusion that is at neck level.

"Jonny got coat-hangered by that guys arm."

By Evangelin

Coat-hangered

Being so drunk you aren't able to walk independently, and must be held up like a coathanger

'Man, i was absolutely coat-hangered last night XD'

By Drucy

Coat Hanger

a piece of wire used to hang clothes, able to be bent and manipulated to perform different tasks, like creating a wreath for Christmas, making a halo, killing unborn babies, and opening car doors

-"Hey dad a just knocked a bitch up what do i do?" "Hang on son I'll get a coat hanger you get the golf club"

-"hey Robbo keep a look out while i break into this car with my trusty coat hanger"

By Herminia

Coat Hanger

the other alternative to birth control. poor mans bitrh control

when she told me she was pregnant , i ran to my closet grabbed a hanger and fixed that problem right up

By Elsey

Coat Hanger

An object that is used to rip open the foreskin of a penis.

After inserting the Coat Hanger through his urethra, jake telsca riped off his foreskin.

By Tamarah

Coat Hanger

The poor man's birth control used to keep white girls from getting knocked up. Easy way to hide such a situation from one's parents.

Lindsey says, "hell no, I'd coat hanger that shit!"

By Isabel

Coat Hanger

A physically insignificant male. One who is just man enough to hold up a coat and occasionally open a car door, but who will inevitably find himself folded up in a trash can somewhere.

Stacy - "Hi Steve, it's good to see you, you look amazing!"

Steve - "It's great to see you! I'm sorry to hear about you and Mark, but I see you've started dating again. Who's the coat hanger?"

Stacy - "Oh, just some fuddy-duddy I picked up along the way. He's actually my tax man. Honestly I don't even know why I am dating him, I guess I am just easing myself back into the dating world"

By Inna

Coat-Hanger

When you use an erection to hang your coat on.

The man's hands were full, so he used his own personal Coat-Hanger, to hang his coat on

By Shayna

The Coat Hanger

when you hang a woman by her vagina off your dick

"dude i totally gave her the coat hanger"
"wow your dick must be sore

By Karisa

Coat Hanger

a girl who hooked up with a gay boy who is trying to cover up the fact that he is gay. *because a coat hanger covers a closet

Example: that girl is such a coat hanger. how does she not know that he is gay?

By Maurene

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