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Define Conklin Meaning

Conklin
To totally and irreversibly fuck up a group or team's chance at winning or succeeding.

"Wow, did you see that idiot score on his own goal?"
"Ya, he sure pulled a mean conklin out there."

"Did you see game 1 of the Stanley Cup finals, typically conklin!"
By Melamie
Conklin
In Canada this word is often used in place of "hoser" esp on the ski slopes.

I have also heard it used like "he really pulled a conklin" meaning he really fucked up.
By Mariana
Conklin
Of or relating to a bad ass from back east. Also see; pimp

You're so Conklin dude you don't even know how Conklin you are.
By Minette
Conklined
being so drunk you piss your pants and try to take a shit on a strangers couch

Dude you totally conklined last night!
By Marie-Ann
Conklin
A large strawberry, who looks like a flaming homosexual and a wild ostrich. He is often found in the wild fighting or slapping someone else usually named Jake. People often say that a Conklin looks like the "I'm a snake" guy from youtube.

Person A: Did you see that wild ostrich on discovery channel last night?
Person B: No dude that was a Conklin

Person A: WOAAAHH!!! LOOK AT THAT SLITHERY SNAKEY SNAKE!!!!
Person B: no... thats just a Conklin.
By Abby
CONKlin
a del val saying, this word means a usually huge motherfucker, average weight is 300lbs and around a hieght of 6'5. not someone to fuck with.

That's a fucking CONKlin right there dude.
By Petronella
Conklin
The damn assholes who edit Urban Dictionary!

"Those fucking Conklins rejected my post for nigga-migga again."
"But dude, i love that word..."
"I know man, don't worry though, we'll get them bastards"
By Christin
Conklin
A mistake made right after a teacher or supervising officer tells you not to make that mistake.

Teacher:Now, while you're spot-welding, do not burn the hoses.
...5 minutes later.
Guy1: Shit dude, you're burning the hose!
Guy2: Shit, i pulled a conklin.
By Rochell
Randy Conklin
The type of person to lose their jewelry and be attacked by the Russian Mafia and spoopy ghosts.

Randy: Hey it’s Randy Conklin, do you have the jewelry brother?
Friend: Ok when do you want me to give it to you?
Randy: Hold on, I’m getting attacked by some spoopy ghosts and the Russian mafia, ttyl
Friend: Those darn spoopy ghosts, they get you every time.
By Rosalyn
Max Conklin
The act of shoving two or more Slim Jims up someone’s pp hole.

Ima Max Conklin this pack of slim Jim’s up my dogs dick.
By Kristen