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Define Cruncher Meaning

Cruncher
n.- an object that has been crumbled or crunched up into little pieces
v.- the act of crumbling or crunching something up into little pieces.
adj.- used to describe something that has been crumbled or crunched up into little pieces.
v.- the act of kicking somebody's ass because they did something stupid.

1. God damnit Mikey, ever since you threw those Oreos everywhere there are little crunchers all over the place.
2. If you don't pick up those Oreos right now I'm gonna cruncher your ass.
3. God damnit Mikey, those Cheese-its you put in my pillow case are all cruncher now.
By Fawnia
Cruncher
Short for "granola cruncher"

Chris: Why is Jan buying a used Civic instead of a new Prius?
Jo: Because she's a pragmatist, not a cruncher.
By Cloris
Cruncher
To take a shit.

I had just enough toilet paper left for my midnight cruncher.
By Arabel
Cruncher
Hypothetical device they have at the post office to mangle your mail with.

Man! They must have sent this through the cruncher like twice!
By Anjanette
Cruncher
a really long loud fart, usually sounds like a trombone or something

ah, dude, i gotta let go a cruncher!!!
By Bert
Cruncher
An enthusiast and volunteer participating in one or more large public distributed computing projects (eg SETI@home).

"The stats show that DataMuncher501 is no longer an active cruncher"
By Jeanne
Crunchers
crunchers are a mans balls

a ball flew straight into joe's crunchers
By Andeee
Cruncher
To shove at least one cup of cereal up you lady's coochie, pour in some 2% milk then have her crunch it up so you can drink it out.

My gf has bright orange pubes that add to the flaor, sweet little irish firecrotch.

Crunchy cereals especially those with granola in it as well work best. Try not to swallow pubes
By Sheelagh
Custard Cruncher
BBC Radio 1 DJ Scott Mills. He takes it upon himself to ruin people's September by playing "All I want for Christmas is you".

Get off my radio you custard cruncher. You should be suspended.
By Desiree
Mud Crunchers
Another term for infantry.

Sgt.Random:Basicaly, we're mud crunchers.

Recruit:come again?

*boots the recruits face

Sgt.Random:where's the "sir"?
By Fredra