Turd.
Fex (or
faex) is the singular of the Latin word feces (or faeces). Although feces has entered English as a mass noun,
fex retains the original meaning of a single,
discrete piece of shit.
John said his girlfriend Sarah was a fox, but when I pointed out her
lumpy shape, terrible odor, and weight of only 18 ounces, he admitted that she was, in fact, a fex. He
cried and cried after we
flushed her, and claims to this day that she was the only woman who ever truly understood him.
