Define Gert Meaning

Big or very

Used to refer to wife. UK Midlands

(gurt) v. -ing
the act of physically pleasuring a man in any way shape or form.

A term used for someone being completely retarded whilst thinking he/she is the oposite.

(n) A cigarette
(v) to smoke

a clown that smells like vagina on a stemey hot sunday afternoon

Gert refers to masculine women of a certain age that have a penchant for utility tools and sensible, practicle accessories. Originally adopted from Gertrude Stein, best-selling feminist and lesbian literature guru.
Gerts will often come and rescue you when you are in danger and have a habit of commandeering situations while wagging their meter ruler.
Can also be used as a verb. To Gert of somewhere.

fat, strong, the name of a fat red head girl on the show FRIENDS! monica and chandlers wedding. she dances with ross.

Refering to the "shit" as far as marijuana goes. This is the stuff you want your sack to be: "The gert"

A cigarette, and I came up with it. Short for cigert. Which is short for cigarette. Which means little cigar. I don't know what cigar means.