Define Hayride Meaning

Multiple sexual acts which occur in a rural setting, esp. around or near hay, usually in a barn, always between young men in their late teens.

A hayride is a pleasure ride in an open truck, wagon or sleigh which has been decorated with hay or straw and similar farmlife paraphernalia. In modern times it is usually organized commercially and takes place at night.

Hayrides on Halloween are often dubbed as 'haunted hayrides'. During Fall, in Colorado and Other Great Plain states, a hayride may feature a stop at a Pumpkin Patch where passengers can pick a Pumpkin.

gay sex in which at least one participant is a country boy.

When a man or woman sits on the face of a dude with a medium to long beard.

sitting in the back of a pickup truck with grass in the bed of the truck with that special someone

An extremely exciting ride, on erm…hay around a farm. The ride usually lasts much too long, and you freeze your ass off. Comes in boring, and boring with haunted freaks varieties.

A very unattractive guy that hits on every woman he can.

Take a dump on a girl's chest, then parade her through town on a flatbed truck.

Armpit sex whereby the male inserts his penis into the female's (unshaven) armpit.

When you put your arm between someones legs from behind and grab your wrist from the front, and proceed to lift the person and shake the person up and down until there testis look like a crushed grape, or their vagina looks like Bruce Jenner's fake twat.