1. Did you hear the honkin fart that guy let out a minute ago?
2. My stepdad'smistress is a honkin red-headed Sasquatch with a huge gut.
By Ellyn
Honkin'
(verb) The act of saying something whack, lying, running ones mouth, or being whack in general. Almost always in reference to verbal or written expression.
Girl 1: Girlfriend my man just bought me some new diamond-studded Chanel sunglasses!
Girl 2: Girl, those are rhinestones and that's a knockoff from some street vendor, he's just honkin'!
Midway thru happy hour at the local bar one girlfriend asked another where their other girlfriend went and was told " Oh, she took that hunky guy out to the car to make out, she's probably honkin' on bobo by now, lol"