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Define Housed Meaning

Housed
To have eaten or drunk something really fast.

She bought ice cream and housed it in like 3 seconds
By Doretta
Housed
To get royally shitfaced or shitHOUSED.

If we get Becky housed, she'll flail her tits about the room at a ferocious pace.
By Pam
Housed
Originating in the United States, housed is generally used to describe the velocity at which one consumes food. It conjures an image of something needing to be housed quickly, like refugees or a family new to an area. The word was created out of neccessity, being the only word/mental image fast enough to describe how fast an American can eat.

"...my friend invited me to go smoke a blunt, so I housed the three pancakes I had and went over immediately."
By Cele
Housed
Adjective. To be drunk.

She was housed last night after only two shots!
Let's get housed at the club tonight.
By Cherida
Housed
When you are out golfing and you whack the shit out of the ball but it doesn't go straight and instead it hits a house. Thwack!!!

He missed the fairway by a mile. Yeah man, he housed it. Oh shit.
By Cammy
Housed
1. drunk off of ones ass, drunk as shit
2. smacked off of ones ass, smacked as shit

dude, ive had 13 shots, 6 bowls, 3 beers, 6 coronas, and a an appletini, im fucking HOUSED
By Lauryn
Housed
sustained bodily injury punked yoked

Hey M.L., Did you see that fight last night? That bitch got housed.
By Barbabra
Housed
It Means to fix something in an unconventional way.

black jacked, unconventional, housed, fix,
By Lillis
Housed
the action of defecating on an inanimate object

i so housed that guy's car!!

OMG!!! Someone housed in my bowl of fruit loops!!
By Juditha
House House
1) termiknowledge used to express one's agreement, acceptance of something
2) termiknowledge used to express praise of something.

Other real estate termiknowledge can be used in the place of House House (Duplex, Houses, Igloo Igloo).

Example 1

Person 1: Should've seen me at Cranston Lanes last night. I was throwing some rocks..... Got 3 strikes in a row, wild turkey, baby!!!!!

Person 2: House House!!!!!

Example 2

Person 1: Hey where's the nearest Dunkin' Donuts?????

Person 2: Alright, let me see. Do you know where Reservior Ave Burger King is?????

Person 1: House House.

Person 2: Well it's right across the street, bitch.

Example 3

Bonds' 2002 season was some Century 21 bullshit, muthafucka. Dude was off the fuckin' charts..... Houses to Bonds.
By Natty