Define Machete Meaning

spanish word for fucking big ass knife

A knife with a handle longer than most blades, and a thin, long, staight-edged blade. Used for hacking away at foliage in front of the weilder.

Something you pull on 10 guys wanting to jump you in the parking lot of a BP. Usually with an 18 inch blade and a thick hard plastic handle.

A chunk of sharp metal fitted with a handle that would cause any poor bastard a world of pain

machete:an alternate word for the men with big wangs, usually used to cut the hyman in a virgins vigina by method of penetration.

when a man is about to ejaculate, he pulls out of her anus and in a chopping motion slaps the girl in the face as he is ejaculating.

A long dick- I mean, a long metal sword that is longer than a pen- I mean knife. It is often use for se- hunting!! It can cut through as- grass.

To have a threesome with a girl and her mother. Usually done in a pool while being recorded with a video camera.

a long knife, used for hacking your way through the jungle. also the most awesome zombie killing tool ever.

Machete is the most bad ass movie ever created. It is about Machete, and ex-Federale who is a legend to all Mexican-Americans, being betrayed by a company who hired him off of the street to assassinate Senator John McLaughlin. All out war is declared and Machete's Mexican-American army kick some fucking balls off. Also includes Lyndsay Lohan's tits.