Define Monged Meaning

Monged - the result of several hours of steady smoking, characterised by inability to move from the sofa.

to be totally wasted on drugs!

The feeling of uselessness that comes from doing pills (MDMA) and smoking weed.

So pissed on cheap cider that one is comatose.

To be ugly or disfigured in some way. Can be aimed at Animal, Vegetable or Mineral.

leaner den da tower of pesa

to be so drunk your falling asleep

We goto a local cafe in east london called 'Marias cafe' sometimes and eat greasy food, after leaving the building we are monged

1. (Mong)- Slang for spastic, but used against a person who says or does something completely idiotic by accident or without realisation. This makes every witness simultaneously raise their hands to their shoulders and shake 'em while sticking their tongue in their lower lip and making 'urrgh' noises.

2. (Monged)- A vegetive state of mind/being usually effective after consuming large quantities of alcohol, weed, lsd, ecstacy etc or combinations of.

British Army terminology for putting in a bad performance / being defeatist / not putting in the effort.