Define Monkey Spank Meaning

Male masturbation.

men fucktard townie

A guy who wastes his time spending hours playing playstation or spanking his monkey (masterbating).

A phrase that means sperm, male reproductive cells, jizz.

A total jack-off idiot

A derogatory remark, usually directed toward a male.

Male siemen, male fluid

A punishment administered to boys in British Secondary schools (now uncommon since corporal punishment outlawed in 1988) whereby the miscreant is called to the front of the class. There he is placed supine across the teachers knee, his trousers and knickers are pulled down below the calves and his buttocks are slapped as hard as possible with the open hand between 6-8 times. The recipient is then rolled over and receives a violent punch to the bell-end or scrotum with the clenched fist.
Usually carried out to re-inforce principles/basics when teaching quadratic algerbra.

A man who enjoys masturbating to the mating calls of animals.

The act of slipping your hand inside of her Asscrack and wobbling it all around until she takes a massive shit on your hand.