Define Pasted Meaning

Pasted
Pasted is the state of consciousness when an individual is so stoned that they are literally unable to move, finding themselves pasted to the couch or their attention pasted to some form of entertainment like a movie, or a long series of Youtube videos.

I was so pasted last night I watched all of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia season 4.
By Devora
Pasted

You just got pasted son!
By Anne
Pasted
Very drunk, having come close to one's tolerance for alcohol and thus behaving in a rather uninhibited manner. Similar to and possibly a variation of "wasted".

Man, at the keg party last night, she got so pasted
By Nona
Pasted
To solidly strike, injure, and/or defeat somebody or something.

Pretty much anyone who stands in front of a moving train is gonna get pasted real bad.
By Anthia
Pasted
A girl/boy that is just butt ugly with no redeeming features. See also butters

wow man ant mcpartlan is just so pasted!
By Retha
Pasting
When toothpaste is applied to the nipples, often resulting in highs lasting an hour or so.

Student 1: "Hey did you do the homework last night?"
Student 2: "No man I tried pasting."
Student 1: "I heard about that! how was it???"
Student 2: "Amazing man...Amazing"
By Clarabelle
Pasting
Putting toothpaste on one's nipples with the intent of getting lightheaded or high.

Johnny was out of weed so he started pasting to get his fix.

My father cut me off after he found out I was pasting.
By Celestina
Pastely
it means something that is light in colour
please go look on moriah elizabeths channel

example,i mixed white to purple to make it look pastely.
By Jerrylee
Past
Everything that has happened so far. Reading this definition is part of your past. And this. And this. And...

Jonny: Do you remember when we were ten, and we first kissed by the bike shed?
Paige: That was in the past, move on.
By Alfy
Pasting
serious form of drug abuse, performed by applying toothpaste (and lotion) to the nipples and letting the chemicals sink in.

Mark: Man, I got so high yesterday.
Steve: Oh, no, you weren't pasting again, were you?
By Ronica