Define Smurfed Meaning

when you take a rock and slam it down the exhaust hole that is in the top of porta-shitters so that the blue toilet water splashes the unfourtinate occupant in the ass while they are shitting.

Means fucked. Etymologically derived from the fact that the word fuck is used as all parts of speech. For example, "I'm going to fucking fuck your fuck-nut face up you fuckity fuck-wad." Similarly, Smurfs would use Smurf with the same versatility. For example, "Gargamel, I'm going to smurfing smurf your smurfing smurf-nosed face, and then smurf your cat Azriel."

To turn something blue, like laundry.

To be High and Drunk at the same time. In other words, Twisted, but in an excess amount. You get Smurfed by drinking and getting high more than the normal amount. Being Smurfed can lead to righteous partying and having the best time of your life.

When you are having sexual intercourse doggy style in a port-a-potty and as your ready to climax you shove the girls face in the blue solution in the bottom of the toilet causing her whole face to turn blue.

Being owned by a smurf in a multiplayable online game.

the feeling of being so drunk or high everything you see is blue !

when a smurf ejaculates his red semen all over you

(a state) To be drunk or wildly intoxicated to the point you see blue

In online gaming, a smurf is an experienced player who uses a new account to deceive other players into thinking he's a noob (newbie). The purpose is usually to play against less skilled opponents who will under-estimate the 'smurf'. The expected result is that the smurf will pwn (dominate) his opponents and humiliate them further as they have been now beaten by an apparent noob.