Define Spas Meaning

Spas
Short for spastic or spasticated person. Mostly used in the UK.
Alternatives include: Spastic, Spaz, Spazpuss, Spaztard and Spastard

Shut the hell up you Spaz.
You're such a Spaztard.
By Merrill
Spas
Senseless Panic Attack Syndrome... commonly known as a Spas(pronounced Spaz).

--So, Judy, how are you today- Bwah! Beek! Lala do! AHHHHH! MONKEYS!!! NO!!!!!
--Uh, Becky, are you OK?
--Sorry, I suffer from Senseless Panic Attack Syndrome... I'm a Spas.
By Carlyn
Spas
Some People are Sad
Often used to refer to pathetic, lowlife cretins who usually have a unusual fascination with a certain object or item The SPA word can also be mutated to form other insults such as: spaf - some people are fat.

Linda Statts: Oh yeah..they've got a website for the Russian Pipeline on here too.

Gareth Evans: S.P.A.S
By Sashenka
Spas
Sexiest TF player ever to live.

SEX GOD stared upon by many glorious women
By Auberta
And Spa
"and Spa " is often added by business owners to "class up" their business or make it grander than it is. Usually added to salon, inn and hotel names. Usually "and Spa" translates to "the establishment has running tap water".

I'm going to get my hair done at Shaniqua's Weaves and Spa.
By Tobi
SPA
when u have a dipshit staff crew, support someone that you shouldn't and ignore everyone else

bro did u just pull an spa
By Giorgia
Spa
With its roots originating in north inner city Dublin (circa 1980), the word "spa" remains prevalent amongst Irish youth today.

Spa is an abbreviation of the word spastic which is a medical condition related to muscle spasm or cerebral palsy, however it is important to note that the word spa is not to be taken as offensive to sufferers of these conditions.

It is more commonly used as a light hearted insult regarding idiotic behaviour.

An American equivalent might be asshole while the British counterpart might be plonker.

"George Bush is a complete spa!"
By Jolynn
SPAS

I have a Franchi SPAS 12 Shotgun
By Darsie
That's Spa
an alternative to "that's hot", Means whatever you're referring to is hot, luxurious, glamourous, expensive.

Honey you need to get it; that's spa.

or

Your mother died in an epileptic car crash induced by her drug use and alcoholism?

That's spa

By Dreddy
The Spa
A term used, mainly in homosexually friendly culture, to describe the event of smoking marijuana with a group of 2 to how ever many you would like of friends. Smoking is supposed to be a relaxing event, and most women and gays know of one specific place that is an all day relaxing event, and that is the spa...

"Girl I went to the Spa today, had a damn make-over...I smoked so hard that they fucking changed my life with a pedicure...the Spa was lovely..."

"Girl I was so fucking over life that I just need to have an appointment with the Spa...it relaxed me girl, it relaxed me..."

"I was so baked that I wasn't even at the Spa anymore, I was at a world class resort..."
By Starr