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Yer Mom
A great insult to fling at people. Or just something to say when there is nothing else to fill the void. Also, the source of many dirty jokes.

A) "Yer mom is so -insert insult here-

B) Person 1: "Hi, how are you?"
Person 2: "Yer mom!"

C) Person 1: "Hey, you poked a hole in my balloon! I hate you!"
Person 2: "I poked a hole in your mom last night."
By Sib
Yer Mom
the best insult in my mind. it also works if you get asked a question and dont want to answer it or just feel like wierding someone out. it also works if you get insulted. also one of the best starts to jokes. (a.k.a. yer mom jokes)

Jorgé the muffin: you suck
Bob: yer mom sucks

Jorgé the muffin: whats up?
Bob: yer mom. what else.

Jorgé the muffin: hey you wanna go out?
Bob: yer mom wants to go out.

Bob: Yer mom's so stupid that she got run over by a parked car.
Bob: Yer mom's so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
Bob: Yer mom's so slow it takes her two hours to watch the tv show 60 Minutes.
By Cassie
Yer Mom
something to say to people to get them mad at you because people here it so much. so if you wanna nice old punch in the face you just say it till you cant talk no more

example
person #1: hi
person #2: YER MOM
person #1: SHUT UP SPED
person:#2: BITE ME!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH
By Freida
Yer Mom
Widespread use of this phrase was brought back to life after the movie Napolean Dynamite hit theatres. This is generally used as an insult, though it can be thrown into a conversation at any point in time.

Andrews - "Yer mom's so fat... that when we tried to graph her on our calculator... there was a stack overflow error."
By Esma
Yer Mom
a answer to any and every question

Bob- how’s it going jimmy

Jimmy- yer mom

Nick-where do you want to eat tonight

Jimmy - yer moms house
By Auroora
Yer Mom
A thing you say randomly or as an answer to any and every question

Jimmy - bro this is so cool check it out

Bob- yer mom

James- yo where you want to eat tonight

Jake- yer moms house
By Norah
Yer Mom!
1. Slang for 'your mother'.
2. A lazy way to type 'your mom!'.
3. A trademarked phrase by Shady51.

Teh Spoon: So, Shady, what'd you do yesterday?
Shady: Yer mom!™ Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh!
Teh Spoon: *sobs*
Shady: You do that.
By Chandra
Yer Moms A Man
1) This tells someone that their mom is indeed a man, which means that their father is gay and is satisfied with his transexual lover, who is reffered to as "mom" because of his womanly outer appearance.

2) This may also be used to confuse someone and make them ponder what you said just long enough for you to come back with a more meaningful insult.

Greg: "Timmy, I heard you were gay."
Timmy: "Well, yer moms a man."
By Marga
We Did Yer Mom
something to say at school when someone who was absent asks what we did yesterday.

dougal:hey what did we do yesterday?
Me:we did yer mom yeah she was pretty amazing i must say.
By Roxana
Yer Mom's Box
Your mothers all encompassing glory.

I stumbled upon three hobos roasting what I was certain to be fish. At second glance I had to ask what the rather strangely formed chuck turning on the spit was. He ripped another gob up from the ground, smiled with entrancement and replied, "Yer mom's box, it's everywhere!".
By Cherish