Define Chocolate Hostage Meaning

Chocolate Hostage
A phrase used when u need to take a shit:
Other phrases: Touching cloth, Turtles head, Take the kids to the pool.

Man i really need to release a chocolate hostage
By Clem
Chocolate Hostage
An unwilling turd; the reluctant passage of feces.

A piece of shit.

Billy can't come to the phone. He's negotiating the release of the chocolate hostage.
By Penelope
Chocolate Hostage
Another term for going to trap 2 and releasing ones bowel.

"Jesus christ, spencer has just been in trap two and negotiated the release of a chocolate hostage, it stinks"
By Pen
Chocolate Hostage

Time to go release the chocolate hostage.

By Elsie
Chocolate Hostage
a turd which is being held captive for a later release

The chocolate hostages are getting restless. I better hurry to the can and release them.
By Anne-Corinne
Chocolate Hostage
a fecally infused fart.

wow! that one was obviously a chocolate hostage. where's the newspaper?
By Alia
Chocolate Hostages
Poo thats just dying to get out.

I know we only have 10 minutes to get there, but I have to release these chocolate hostages!
By Janetta
Chocolate Hostage

"...I'll just have to and release some Chocolate Hostages"
By Georgia
Chocolate Hostage
Can be otherwise defined as :-

- Touching Cloth

- Mr. Turtle's head popping out of the
back door

- Really needing a poo poo

"I released my hostage before the deadline. It's now coming out of the top of my jeans".

"I've gotta go, i've got a chocolate hostage"
By Brenn
Chocolate Hostage

By Evanne