Define Chumley Meaning

Chumley
The occurance of a female defecating in a male's ear.

She gave me the best chumley ever last night.
By Evanne
Chumley
A fat doofus sidekick you just can't seem to shake off.

We'll meet you at 2, but leave Chumley at home.
By Jeanna
Chumley
when your testicles are placed into glass of water with a straw while your girlfriend or wife blows on the straw sending bubbles up and around the scrotum.

Wow, that chumley feels the same as when i fart in the bath tub.
By Lucine
Chumley
Noun 1)A fat obnoxious walrus like idiot who shows up univited to gatherings and needs to bathe and read a book 2) a fat blowhard. 3) The sexual act of a man sticking his testes into a body of water while his partner blows bubbles in the water

Great! The Chumleys are here! Road trip to Denys!
By Alejandra
Chumley
To completely ruin or mess up a simple task. To completely and utterly fail. Someone who is completely useless, a total failure.

I pulled a real chumley on that homework assignment. That friend of yours is a real chumley.
By Edithe
Chumley
Adjective to describe dirty old man like features on a person such as, wrinkles, crust and clefts in the skin.
People can also have a chumley voice, say if it is squeaky or husky and slurred.

If a person wears a wig and makes it obvious that they are wearing a wig by changing it every few minutes, they are also described as a chumley character.

'eurgh!, that guy's extremely chumley over there.'

'oh no! he sounds very chumley!'
By Wanids
Chumley
When u crack an un-announced stiffy in an everyday situation

Man when rhonda walked in i cracked the biggest Chumley
By Odelle
Buskirk Chumley
An undefinable, forever-changing sexual act that has been in use since the latter part of the 19th century, primarily in Southern Indiana.

"He turned me around, and gave me the ole' buskirk chumley!"
By Alanah
Chumley

By Dani