A male with split personalities of king and simp.
He switches the personality depending on the situation.
King 1: Look at Rob and how he's simping to that lady!
King 2: Yeah! Surprised that acts like he doesn't give a sh*t about girls around us. He might be a kimpafterall.
When traveling overseas for a long time, you finally get to a point when you have had enough foreign food and actually, biologically, NEED a pizza. How many kittens would you murder for one? That's the KIMP factor.
By the time you reach a KIMP factor of 10: it's time to come home.
I spent three weeks in Shanghai, and after only 4 days was up to a KIMP factor of 5. The rest of the time was NOT good.
A person who simps SO HARD that they wish their managers, who they have known for less than a month, happy birthday. These people think they're cool, but they aren't. These people also tend to be bad at chess and like to get mid-part haircuts.
