Define Monkey Fucked Meaning

When you have a thought, then something totally ridiculous happens, and you COMPLETELY loose that thought. You were just monkey fucked.

to wait upon or to be left by a monkey

Adjective used to refer to a person usually male who will have sex with any woman. Someone who is so indiscriminate that they would fuck a female monkey. Eventually its use was broadened so that it became used to describe anyone whose habits are unpleasant, unsavoury or just plain weird.

v. to light a cigarette with one that is already burning. (I take issue with the other definition because it does not use the phrase verbally)

When you light one cigarette off another cigarette.

to light a cigarette with another cigarette.

when you are smoking a cigarette and you light the second cigarette with the first.

when a cigarette is lit from another cigarette by putting the lit cigarette to the non-lit one and inhaling the non-lit cigarette

To light your cigarette (smoke) from another persons cigarette - usually from a close friend or family member. This is only carried out when a lighter is not immediately available.

Attempting to fuck while wearing clothes.