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Define Poptarts Meaning

Poptarts
fruity rectangle figures that usually get your day started and makes you want to have more in the middle of the day.

Me 3 hours ago (damn your poptarts!)
By Devan
Poptarts
gay bunch of people that aint as hard as they seem

look at those people over there they a bunch of poptarts
By Sharona
Poptart
Food to the Gods

God eats poptarts
By Agneta
Poptart
Some one of simple nature that does not have the basic instincts to navigate themselves through life.

Bromandudeguy1: Why is Simple Jack eating toothpaste?
Bromandudeguy2: Because Simple Jack is a real poptart.
By Rosene
Poptart
the single item of food that got me through college

ive only got 4 poptarts left for the next 2 weeks im gonna die
By Danit
Poptart
A person who pops in and out of your life at his or her convenience.

Woman #1: "I haven't heard from this guy in weeks. Now he wants to meet up."

Woman #2: rolls eyes "He's such a poptart...what a loser...block him."
By Pauly
Poptart
hard on the surface, but soft in the middle. a person who wants others to perceive them as hardcore, but in reality, this person is really a little bitch.

you a poptart. i eat you for breakfast.
By Sonny
Poptart
The best fucking shit you will ever taste in your life.

Dude, why did you eat my fucking poptart?
By Melva
Poptart
N;
1. A stereotypically ditzy, preppy sort of girl (usually in high school) concerned with little more than how long it'll take her nails to dry, whether or not Muffy is fucking her boyfriend, and when Britney Spears' next single is coming out.
2. Any obvious fan of bubblegum pop music.

God, I have a headache. This hallway's crawling with fucking poptarts.
By Blondy
Poptart

pop one of those bad boys in the toaster or microwave..and BAM you got yourself a snack

poptarts come in chocolate, s'mores, strawberry, apple, blueberry, sprinkles on top etc...

too many to name.
By Catharina