Whys John always around when James is here
Cause he's a sideman
By Cher
Sideman
A person that receives a blowjob at a white persons party however cannot remember the events that took place nor the person he received it from. Also turns up to partiesuninvited.
That guy went shopping with a girl, the girl was texting her boyfriend whilst he was with her, then after he dropped her home he texted her 'LOVE YAx' and she didn't reply. What a sideman
By Merlina
Sideman
sideman (adj) a fat fuck who just plays online poker all day he also does not have any friends and no one likes him cuz she smells he also isnt well with the ladies
Rob SIDEMAN is the biggest fucking retard out there if he walked up a flight of stairs he would break his ankle
By Jo
Sideman
An irrelevant and powerless guy, also known as a 'flowerman' and shows signs of 'moist' and 'soggy' behaviour.
There are two types of Sidemen:
1) the 'Bupsed guy' who finances a girl's shopping sprees and receives no sex in return.
2) the general wetwipe; often a guy who is emotionally unstable, and isn't rated by anybody -- not even friends.
person 1: Jeez, was that your girl who walked by?
person2: Nah man, shes got another man already
person1: Eyyy you telling me you're a SideMan now??
person3: eyyylmaooo mans a SideMan
By Kristi
Sideman
Jordan Young. A Male Black Youth Searching For His True Identity By Being Affiliated With Other Youths Higher Of His Popularity. This Results In People Knowing Him As The Guy Thats "Always There" Or "A Tag Along" , Going To Meet People With Friends He Doesnt Even Know, Or Even Going To A Party He Is No Invited To. This My Friends, Is A SIDEMAN(Jordan Young)
"Naah that guy just bumlicks him, fucking sideman" "What? Like a Jordan Young? Surely he cant be Thatttt bad of a bumlick?"
