Take a soda can that is empty, lube it up nice and slick then slide it into your partners vagina/anus. Get up real nice and close and start humming loudly into the end of the can that is sticking out. This will create a unique vibrating sensation. Continue to do this louder and louder until your partner pisses or shits on your face due to the vibrations.
What your friends from the North and South finally agree to call a soft drink after fighting pathetically over it's proper name.
Northern friend: It's pop!
Southern friend: It's soda!
N friend: pop!
S friend: soda!
Friend #3: HOW ABOUT WE JUST CALL IT FUCKING SODA POP!
N & South friend: :D
~Thus world peace is achieved~
1. shooting the shit; talking about nothing
2. talking about something trivial, like soda pop flavors.
3. the common kind of chitter-chatter that takes place while enjoying a soda pop with a friend.
"Well you were talking soda pop
You were talking quite a lot" - I. Brock