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Define Compute Meaning

Compute
the act of talking, gaming, tumblring, or any other internet activity using a computer

me: hey gabby, wanna compute after school today?
gabby: sure! i love to compute, its what im best at!
By Sisile
Computer
Similar to air conditioners. Works fine until you open up windows.

On second thought, air conditioners are better than computers.
By Modestia
Computical
Dealing with computers as in Desktops, laptops, printers, and other peripherals.

We have a lot of computical equipment.
By Clarabelle
Computer
The most useful and most frustrating thing any human being will ever work with.

The computer crashed again. I lost three thousand lines of code.
By Nelle
Computers
The answer to every single question.

Billy: How do they make cheese?
Bob: Computers.
By Carmelle
Computer
A machine consisting of a processing unit, some form of memory, and peripheral devices for input and output. Used almost exclusively for updating Adobe Flash, updating Adobe PDF Reader, updating Java, and updating iTunes.

I have a lot of work to do on the computer today, my Adobe PDF Reader hasn't been updated since last night and my Java is nearly three days old!
By Alisa
Computer
A tool that is supposed to save time but intead wastes time.

1. Viruses
2. Bugs
3. Crashes
4. Spyware
5. Urbandictionary.com :)
By Lonna
Computator
Somebody who spends the majority of their free time on their computer.

May also be used to describe the computer neophyte.

{From a TV spot for portable generators}:

Got a new incinerator,
Got a cool refrigerator,
Smell ya later computator
WORK! HOME!! PLAY!!!
By Lorette
Computer
What you are on now

You are on the computer now
By Galina
Computer
the thing people use to:
1. Go on MySpace or any other blog-related sites
2. download porn
3. illegally download music
4. play games
5. and use to look up the word "computer" on Urbandictionary.com

I looked up the word "computer" on Urbandictionary.com =O.
By Gretta