Define Three Hole Punch Meaning

Three Hole Punch
The act of penetrating a woman orally, anally, and vaginally at the same time.

When the gangbangers eventually tired of taking turns, they started a three hole punch.
By Vannie
Three-hole Punched
When you put your penis in each of a girl's three penetratable holes, read: mouth, vagina, anus.

"Dude I totally just Three-hole Punched this slut!"
By Amber
Three-hole Punch
1. An common office tool/school supply used to put three holes along one side of a piece of paper for easy insertion into a three-ring binder.

2. A sexual euphemism for copulating all three orifices of the female anatomy.

I gave your mom the ol' three-hole punch last night.
By Maris
Three-Hole Punch
1. A commonplace piece of office equipment.

2. Mitt Romney's favorite sexual position.

Very often, women require a good old fashioned three-hole punch before they will fit into a binder.
By Marty
Three Hole Punch

I gave her the three hole punch on my desk.
By Tiertza
Three Hole Punch
When a straight couple assumes the sixty nine position, while the man gives her the shocker and the woman blows him simultaneously.

It started it off as just a blowjob, but within seconds I was giving my girlfriend the three hole punch.
By Idalina
Three Hole Punch
A heterosexual sexual encounter within which the male has sexual interactions with all three of the woman's orifices, i.e. fellatio, vaginal sex and anal sex. Also known as the "Three Ring Circus".

I would love to Three Hole Punch her all night
By Drusilla
Doing The Three Hole Punch
Treating your lady to having 3 various bodily parts (usually dick, tongue, and fingers/hand?) inserted inside of her during sex into 3 different orifices at the same time.

mmm I Three Hole Punched my lady friend last night. ;) ya know... your sister.
By Annecorinne
Three Hole Punch

three hole punch to his fuckin dome, ayy
By Lisabeth
Three Hole Punching
To cough, fart, and sneeze at the same time.

Damn I was three hole punching earlier.
By Dede