Define Numpty Meaning

A person who is incapable of performing the simplest of task correctly. Usual symptoms include poor hand-eye coordination, zero common sense and the general illusion that they are special (caused by parents referring to them as such and the numpty not fully grasping the meaning implied).

Common causes are being dropped as a baby or repeated heavy blows to head in later life.

A person who never has or never will have a f*ing clue what he is doing

An idiot, a silly person

Dialect, chiefly scots. A bumbling fool or one who is intellectually challanged.
(plural : numpties)

a person so stupid they are incapable of understanding the simpliest of things

Numpty first surfaced on the terraces of west of Scotland football grounds, many many years ago. A player who couldn't hit a cow's arse with a shovel would be a f***ing numpty.

someone who is so fucking irritating that they manage to get under your skin and make your blood boil with their painful slowness and stupity

A complete Tard, Someone that doesn't know their arse hole from their Ear hole! Someone that has to have every little thing repeated to them at least twice..... repeated to them at least twice!

Numpty - (pronounced nump - ti)

An individual with little or no understanding of a subject, who may find it difficult to learn by experience e.g. "See you? Ye're a grade-wan numpty - flyin' colours, nae kiddin'!"

An idiot or fool. Often used to chastise someone